Welcome to $PURK — where Wojak went purple, stopped caring, and started printing.

If you're seeing this, congratulations: you’ve officially entered the most unhinged shade of the spectrum.

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Here we embrace vibes over logic, purple over profits, and sending it over everything else.

Grab a bag, touch some chart lines, and let the Purple Wojak guide you through another questionable financial decision.

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Welcome to $PURK — Take a $PURK and Chill